hall of fame
- are you gonna be too drunk to pull out? (re: parallel parking. courtesy of mp.)
- don’t lick it, just put your finger on it. (re: mixing spoon w/ frosting.)
- it’s under my fat roll. (austin, on where the lighter was.)
- better on a napkin than in your stomach. (re: pizza grease)
- well, it doesn’t feel flimsy in my mouth (re: my retainer)
- just pull it out and go lower this time (kabay, re: fitting a bicycle into the backseat of the family car)
- afterwards i was just depressed and tired. (re: the movie religulous)
- just pull it out, lift it up in the back, and slide it in again. (dad, re: the pain-in-the-ass lower drawer of the dish washer)
- it felt long. (MC, re: kelly’s story, after two sentences)
- i am holding a lot of meat in my hands. (gillian, re: her lunch)
- those extra three inches really make a difference, huh? (dad, re: whether or not the window blinds insulate when pulled most of the way down)
